why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Instead of saying ‘I love you’ in Dutch we say ‘Je oma’s dikke lul’ which means ‘You’re my treasure’ and I think that’s beautiful.